GENERAL QUOTES-1

1.             A BALANCED DIET IS A GLASS OF WINE IN EACH HAND

2.             A HUG IS A GREAT GIFT ONE SIZE FITS ALL

3.             BORN TO SHOP FORCED TO WORK

4.             TO SHOP OR NOT TO SHOP WHAT A STUPID QUESTION

5.             GONE TO THE SHOPS……I MAY BE SOME TIME

6.             SO MANY SHOPS, SO LITTLE TIME

7.             WHOEVER SAID MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS DIDN’T KNOW WHERE TO SHOP

8.             THINGS TO DO TODAY – SHOP, SHOP, SHOP

9.             I’M NOT PERFECT BUT I’M SO CLOSE IT SCARES ME

10.           DEAR GOD ALL I WANT IS WORLD PEACE AND THIN THIGHS

11.           WHEN IT RAINS, LOOK FOR RAINBOWS, WHEN IT IS DARK LOOK FOR THE STARS

12.           DREAM YOUR DREAMS A SIZE TO BIG SO THAT YOU CAN GROW INTO THEM

13.           EAT, DRINK AND BE MERRY FOR TOMORROW THEY MAY CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD

14.           EVEN THE SMALLEST WISH CAN COME TRUE

15.           EVERY TIME I MAKE ENDS MEET…..SOMEONE MOVES THE ENDS

16.           FOR A BALANCED DIET….I TRY A CAKE IN EACH HAND

17.           I  CAN’T BE BROKE I’VE STILL GOT A CHEQUE LEFT

18.           I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT, IT KEEPS TRYING TO FIND ME

19.           I WAS CUT OUT TO BE RICH BUT WAS SEWN UP WRONG

20.           BORN TO BE A FOOTBALLERS WIFE

21.           MY TASTES ARE SIMPLE – I ONLY LIKE THE BEST

22.           I KISS BETTER THAN I COOK

23.           I NEVER MET A CALORIE I DID’NT LIKE

24.           I ONLY HAVE A KITCHEN BECAUSE IT COMES WITH THE HOUSE

25.           IF A MESSY KITCHEN IS A HAPPY KITCHEN THEN THIS ONE’S DELIRIOUS

26.           COUNTLESS PEOPLE HAVE EATEN HERE AND GONE ON TO LEAD A NORMAL LIFE

27.           I LOVE TO COOK WITH WINE SOMETIMES I EVEN PUT IT IN THE FOOD

28.           I’M A LIGHT EATER, WHEN IT GETS LIGHT I START EATING

29.           IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES I’D BE A SIZE EIGHT

30.           LIFE IS TO SHORT TO DRINK CHEAP WINE

31.           LIFE’S TO SHORT FOR IRONING

32.           LIGHT FADES, STARS APPEAR, EVENING ANGELS GATHER HERE

33.           LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH

34.           LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FRIENDSHIP ARE ALWAYS WELCOME IN THIS HOUSE

35.           A HOUSE IS MADE OF BRICK AND STONE, A HOME IS MADE OF LOVE ALONE

36.           ANGELS FLYING HIGH ABOVE BLESS OUT HOME WITH LOTS OF LOVE

37.           THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT LOVE BUILT

38.           WELCOME TO OUR HOME

39.           MY FAMILY IS SIMILAR TO FUDGE MOSTLY SWEET WITH A FEW NUTS

40.           NEVER TRAVEL FASTER THAN YOUR GAURDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY

41.           I NEED A NEW MAN…….AS I BROKE THE LAST ONE

42.           HAVE TEA WITH ME THE GOSSIPS FREE

43.           LOVED YOU YESTERDAY, LOVE YOU STILL….ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL

44.           SHOOT FOR THE MOON EVEN IF YOU MISS YOU’LL BE AMONGST THE STARS

45.           CHERISH YESTERDAY, DREAM TOMORROW, LIVE TODAY

46.           GOOD FOOD, GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD TIMES

47.           LIFE IS NOT A PROBLEM TO BE SOLVED, BUT A GIFT TO BE CHERISHED

48.           I WAS DESIGNED TO BE A LADY OF LEISURE…..BUT WAS CUT OUT WRONG

49.           A WOMANS SHOPPING IS NEVER DONE

50.           REAL WOMAN DON’T HAVE HOT FLUSHES THEY HAVE POWER SURGES

51.           SEEN IT ALL, DONE IT ALL, SPENT IT ALL

52.           BUBBLE AWAY YOUR TROUBLES IN THE BATHROOM

53.           SMILE AND HAVE A SUNNY DAY

54.           WHEN SWEETNESS FAILS AND TEARS DON’T WORK…..NAG

55.           WHO NEEDS A MAN WHEN YOU CAN HAVE NEW SHOES

56.           IF I SEE SOMETHING DRAGGING, SAGGING OR BAGGING – I GET IT SUCKED, TUCKED OF PLUCKED

57.           HUSBAND FOR SALE, COMPLETE WITH COUCH, TELEVISION AND REMOTE CONTROL

58.           .I HATE 4-LETTER WORDS LIKE – COOK, DUST, WASH, DIET

59.           GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUNDS

60.           BORN FREE BUT NOW I’M EXPENSIVE

61.           I SHOP……THEREFORE I’M BROKE

62.           WISH ON A STAR AND AN ANGEL WILL NEVER BE FAR

63.           I’M IN THE GARDEN

64.           A GARDEN IS A THING OF BEAUTY AND A JOB FOREVER

65.           LEAVE ROOM IN THE GARDEN FOR THE ANGELS TO DANCE

66.           THE SHORTEST WAY TO HEAVEN IS THROUGH A GARDEN GATE

67.           PLEASE REMOVE SHOES

68.           WIPE YOUR PAWS

69.           MICROWAVE QUEEN

70.           LAUNDRY ROOM – DROP YOUR DRAWER’S HERE

71.           LAUNDRY ROOM

72.           BATH HOUSE

73.           I DON’T DO MORNINGS

74.           THE KITCHEN IS THE HEART OF THE HOME

75.           HOUSEWORK NEVER KILLED ANYONE- BUT I’M TAKING NO CHANCES

76.           IT’S MY MESS AND I LOVE IT

77.           WHO NEEDS MEN WHEN THERE’S CHOCOLATE

78.           I JUST ATE MY WILLPOWER

79.           CHOCOLATE MAKES MY CLOTHES SHRINK.   

80.           I LOVE CAKE AND CAKE LOVES ME

81.           IT TOOK MANY YEARS OF NEGLECT TO GET A BODY LIKE THIS

82.           ONE VODKA, TWO VODKA, THREE VODKA, FLOOR

83.           YOU’RE NOT DRUNK IF YOU CAN LIE ON THE FLOOR WITHOUT HOLDING ON

84.           I’M ON A GIN AND TONIC DIET AND SO FAR I’VE ONLY LOST TWO  DAYS

84A          DANCE AS THOUGH NO-ONE IS WATCHING

84B           LOVE AS THOUGH YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN HURT

84C          SING AS THOUGH NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU

84D          LIVE AS THOUGH HEAVEN IS ON EARTH

84E          GRUMPY BUT GORGEOUS

84F          GROOVY CHICK

84G          GLAMOUR QUEEN

84H          STILL A GROOVY CHICK

84I           A GIRL SHOULD BE TWO THINGS CLASSY AND GLAMOROUS

84J          IT'S NEVER TO LATE TO BE WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN

84K          I'M FAR TOO FABULOUS FOR HOUSEWORK

84L          A SWEET PEA LIVES HERE WITH HER SNAPDRAGON

84M         A BEAUTIFUL GARDEN IS A WORK OF HEART

84N         A BEAUTIFUL GARDEN IS ONE PART SOIL, TWO PARTS WATER AND THREE PARTS WISHFUL THINKING

84O        IF YOU WANT TO STAY YOUNG AND THIN......HANG AROUND WITH OLD FAT PEOPLE

84P        LIFE IS MADE OF CHOICES......REMOVE YOUR SHOES OR SCRUB THE FLOOR

84Q       WASHING IN THE BASKET, POTS IN THE SINK, I'LL DO IT ALL TOMORROW, RIGHT NOW I NEED A DRINK

84R       WE SENT ONE MAN TO THE MOON......WHY CAN'T WE SEND THEM ALL

84S       I LIKE HUGS AND KISSES.....BUT WHAT I LIKE MOST IS HELP WITH THE DISHES

84T      HEAVEN IS A PLACE WITH NO EXCERCISE, NO DIETING AND NO WEIGHING SCALES

84 U     INSTANT SERENE WOMAN.......JUST ADD WINE

84V     WOMAN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT

84W    ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, SHEDLOADS OF CASH AND A FABULOUS WARDROBE

84X     DREAM BEAUTIFUL DREAMS

84Y      YUMMY MUMMY

84Z      IT'S NOT EASY BEING FABULOUS

84AA    IF ONLY MEN WERE AS RELIABLE AS CHOCOLATE

 FATHER QUOTES

85.           A FATHER IS SOMEONE TO LOOK UP TO NO MATTER HOW TALL YOU ARE

86.           A FATHER IS SOMEONE WHO CARRIES PHOTO’S WHERE HIS MONEY USED TO BE

87.           BEHIND EVERY GOOD KID IS A GREAT DAD

88.           GREAT DAD’S GET PROMOTED TO GRANDDAD

89.           A LUCKY FEW HAVE A DAD LIKE YOU

90.           ANYONE CAN BE A FATHER BUT IT TAKES SOMEONE SPECIAL TO BE A DAD

91.           DAD’S NEVER RUN OUT OF GOOD STORIES OR HUGS

92.           ALWAYS CARING, UNDERSTANDING TOO, NO-ONE HAS A DAD THAT’S AS SPECIAL AS YOU

93.           BEST EVER DAD

94.           HUSH DAD SLEEPING

94A          I'M AS LUCKY AS CAN BE.......BECAUSE THE WORLD,S BEST DAD BELONGS TO ME

94B           MOST FUN DAD ON THE PLANET

MOTHER QUOTES

95.           A LUCKY FEW HAVE A MUM LIKE YOU

96.           A MOTHER HOLDS A CHILDS HANDS FOR A SHORT TIME…… THEIR HEARTS FOREVER

97.           A MOTHER HOLDS HER CHILDRENS HANDS FOR A SHORT WHILE…THEIR HEARTS FOREVER

98.           A MOTHER IS SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE THE PLACE OF ALL OTHERS….. BUT WHOSE PLACE NO-ONE ELSE CAN TAKE

99.           IF MOTHERS WERE FLOWERS…… I’D PICK YOU

100.         MOTHERS ARE ANGELS IN DISGUISE

101.         ALL THE WORDS IN THE WORLD CAN SAY AS MUCH AS A HUG FROM MUM

102.         BEST EVER MUM

103.         HUSH MUM SLEEPING

103A        THERE'S NEVER BEEN A MINUTE I WASN'T GLAD YOU WERE MY MUM

103B         I'M AS LUCKY AS CAN BE......BECAUSE THE WORLD'S BEST MUM BELONGS TO ME

103C        MUM'S KITCHEN....EVERYTHING STIRRED WITH A SPOONFUL OF LOVE

103D        MOST FUN MUM ON THE PLANET

SISTER / DAUGHTER QUOTES

104.         A LUCKY FEW HAVE A SISTER LIKE YOU

105.         A SISTER AND A FRIEND IS A BLESSING TWICE

106.         WE LAUGH, WE CRY, BEST FRIENDS ARE WE MY SISTER AND ME

107.         I’M SMILING BECAUSE YOU ARE MY SISTER – I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

108.         CHANCE MADE US SISTERS HEARTS MADE US FRIENDS

108A       SISTERS BY CHANCE, FRIENDS BY CHOICE

109.         A LUCKY FEW HAVE A DAUGHTER LIKE YOU

110.         DAUGHTERS ARE FLOWERS THAT NEVER FADE

TEACHER QUOTES

111.         A LUCKY FEW ….. HAVE A TEACHER LIKE YOU

112.         BEST EVER TEACHER

113.         BEST THING ABOUT TEACHING IS JULY AND AUGUST

114.         TEACHERS HAVE CLASS

115.         TEACHERS LOVE TO HEAR THE PATTER OF TINY FEET ……GOING HOME

116.         TEACHERS MAKE LITTLE ONES COUNT

117.         TEACHING IS A WORK OF HEART

118.         GENUINE ANTIQUE TEACHER…..BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, ALL WITH CLASS

119.         TO TEACH IS TO TOUCH HEARTS FOREVER

GRANDPARENT QUOTES

120.         GRANDPARENTS FILL THE WORLD WITH LOVE

121.         GRANDPA’S NEVER RUN OUT OF GOOD STORIES OR HUGS

122.         WIGGLES & GIGGLES AND HUGS GALORE, ALL OURS WHEN THE GRANDKIDS COME THROUGH OUR DOOR

123.         GRANDPA – A LITTLE BOY WITH A CHEQUE BOOK AND A DRIVERS LICENCE.

124.         GRANDKIDS SPOILT HERE

125.         GRANDMA’S TAKE TIME TO LISTEN

126.         GRANDMA – YOU BRING A TOUCH OF LOVE TO EVERYTHING YOU DO

127.         IF MUM SAYS NO – ASK GRANDMA

128.         SOMETIMES ANGELS ARE DISGUISED AS GRANDMAS

129.         GRANDPARENTS ARE GODS COMPENSATION FOR GIVING US GREY HAIR

130.         GRANDMA’S AND GRANDPA’S HOUSE MEMORIES MADE HERE

131.         GRANDPARENTS MAKE THE WORLD….. A LITTLE SOFTER, A LITTLE KINDER, A LITTLE WARMER

132.         GRANDPARENTS TAKE THEIR GRANDCHILDREN BY THE HAND AND LEAD THEM INTO THE FUTURE.

133.         GRANNY’S HOUSE…..CHILDREN SPOILT HERE

134.         GRANDDAD’S HOUSE……CHILDREN SPOILT HERE

135.         I LIKE TO WALK WITH GRANDDAD HIS STEPS ARE SHORT LIKE MINE HE DOESN’T SAY NOW HURRY UP HE ALWAS TAKES HIS TIME

135A       MY DADDY KNOWS A LOT OF THINGS.....BUT MY GRANDAD KNOWS EVERYTHING

135B       MY GRANDAD IS NOT OLD, HE'S AGED TO PERFECTION

135C      GRANDMA'S KITCHEN.....EVERYTHING MADE WITH LOVE AND AN EXTRA SPOONFUL OF SUGAR

135D      MY GRANDMA IS NOT OLD, SHE IS AGED TO PERFECTION

BABY QUOTATIONS

136.         A FACE WITHOUT FRECKLES…….IS A NIGHT WITHOUT STARS

137.         BABIES ARE CUDDLES AND A KISS ON THE NOSE, THE SMELL OF POWDER AND TICKLES ON TOES

138.         BABIES ARE TEDDY BEARS, RATTLES AND PINS, MEALS AT MIDNIGHT GIGGLES AND GRINS

139.         BUBBLE GUM, SKIPPING ROPES, GIGGLES AND CURLS, FAIRYTALE WISHES, MAKE UP LITTLE GIRLS

140.         FRECKLES ARE WHERE ANGELS HAVE KISSED YOU WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING

141.         POCKETS FULL OF PEBBLES, BEAR HUGS, WORN OUT KNEES, BISCUIT CRUMBS AND KISSES, MY BOY IS MADE OF THESE

142.         LOLLIPOPS AND LADYBUGS, LEMONADE AND LOVE.  LIQUORICE AND LEAPFROG, THAT’S WHAT KIDS ARE MADE OF

143.         I LIKE TO WALK WITH GRANDDAD HIS STEPS ARE SHORT LIKE MINE, HE DOESN’T SAY NOW HURRY UP, HE ALWAYS TAKES HIS TIME

144.         LIGHT FADES, STARS APPEAR, EVENING ANGELS GATHER HERE

145.         HUSH BABY SLEEPING

146.         SLEEP TIGHT

147.         SUGAR AND SPICE, EVERYTHING NICE…..THAT’S WHAT LITTLE GIRLS ARE MADE OF

148.         SLUGS, SNAILS AND PUPPY DOG TAILS….THAT’S WHAT LITTLE BOYS ARE MADE OF

149.         BABIES ARE A BLESSINGS FROM ABOVE THEY FILL OUR HEARTS WITH LOTS OF LOVE

149A        SLEEP TIGHT, HAVE SWEET DREAMS THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT

FRIEND QUOTES

150.         A LUCKY FEW HAVE A FRIEND LIKE YOU

151.         FRIENDS ARE FLOWERS THAT NEVER FADE

152.         FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS YOU DON’T HAVE TO SEE THEM TO KNOW THEY ARE THERE

153.         FRIENDSHIP WARMS THE HEART

154.         FRIENDS ARE LIKE A FOUR LEAF CLOVER, HARD TO FIND AND LUCKY TO HAVE

155.         WELCOME FRIENDS

156.         FRIENDS ARE JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY

157.         BEST FRIENDS, THE TWO OF US WILL NEVER PART, FRIENDS FOREVER FROM THE START

158.         FRIENDS PICK YOU UP WHEN THE WORLD LETS YOU DOWN

159.         OLD FRIENDS MAKE THE BEST ANTIQUES

160.         LIFE IS LIKE A GOOD WINE BEST TAKEN WITH FRIENDS

161.         SIDE BY SIDE OR MILES APART , TRUE FRIENDS ARE FOREVER CLOSE AT HEART

162.         THE WAY TO A FRIENDS HOUSE IS NEVER FAR

163.         YOU’RE ALWAYS MY BEST FRIEND BECAUSE YOU KNOW TO MUCH

164.         BEST EVER FRIEND

165.         TIMEMAYPASS AND WE MAY PART, BUT TRUE FRIENDS STAY CLOSE AT HEART

166.         SKIES ARE BLUE WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU

167.         GATHER FRIENDS LIKE FLOWERS – IN BUNCHES

                                                  RETIREMENT QUOTATIONS

168.         THE TROUBLE WITH RETIREMENT IS THAT YOU NEVER GET A DAY OFF

169.         THE QUESTION ISN’T AT WHAT AGE I WANT TO RETIRE, IT’S AT WHAT INCOME

170.         WHEN YOU RETIRE, YOU SWITCH BOSSES…FROM ONE WHO HIRED YOU TO THE ONE WHO MARRIED YOU

171.         RETIRE FROM WORK BUT NOT FROM LIFE

172.         RETIRED AND HAPPY, SPENDING OUR KIDS INHERITENCE

AGE QUOTATIONS

173.         NOT 40 JUST 18 WITH 22 YEARS EXPERIENCE

174.         NOT 50 JUST 18 WITH 32 YEARS EXPERIENCe

175.         40 AND NAUGHTY

176.         50 AND FABULOUS

177.         SUPER AND 60

178.         OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER, TO OLD TOO CARE

179.         I’M NOT AGEING….. I’M MARINATING

180.         AGEING IS A MATTER OF MIND…..IF YOU DON’T MIND, IT DOESN’T MATTER

181.         YOUNG AT HEART, OLDER IN OTHER PLACES

182.         BIRTHDAYS ARE NATURE’S WAY OF TELLING US TO EAT MORE CAKE

183.         YOU ARE ONLY YOUNG ONCE, BUT YOU CAN BE IMMATURE FOR EVER

184.         AGE IS A NUMBER AND MINE IS UNLISTED

185.         THE SECRET OF STAYING YOUNG IS TO LIVE HONESTLY, EAT SLOWLY AND LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE

186.         AS YOU GET OLDER THREE THINGS HAPPEN, THE FIRST IS YOUR MEMORY GOES AND I CAN’T REMEMBER THE OTHER TWO

186A       AGE DOES’NT MATTER WHAEN YOU’VE GOT STYLE

186B       LIVE YOUR LIFE AND FORGET YOUR AGE

186C      COUNT YOUR LIFE BY SMILES, NOT TEARS....COUNT YOUR AGE BY FRIENDS, NOT YEARS

186D     YOU HAVE TO GROW OLD....BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GROW UP

CAT, DOG AND HORSE QUOTATIONS

187.         CATS       LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART

188.         A CAT AND ITS HOUSEKEEPING STAFF LIVE HERE

189.         CATS SPOILT HERE

190.         A HOME IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A CAT

191.         A HOME IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A DOG

192.         DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART

193.         A DOG AND ITS HOUSEKEEPING STAFF LIVE HERE

194.         DOGS SPOILT HERE

195.         A HOME IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A HORSE

196.         YOU CAN HAVE MY BOYFRIEND, BUT STAY AWAY FROM MY HORSE

197.         PLEASE DON’T FEED FINGERS TO THE HORSES

198.         THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS ON HORSEBACK

199.         NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY

200.         HORSE PEOPLE ARE STABLE PEOPLE

201.         I USED TO HAVE MONEY, NOW I HAVE HORSES

202.         MY HORSES HOOFBEATS FALL LIKE RAIN, OVER AND OVER AGAIN

203.         I’D RATHER BE DUMPED BY A HORSE THAN DUMPED BY A MAN

204.         HE WHO LOVES ME, MUST LOVE MY HORSE

206.         OUR HOOFBEATS WERE MANY, BUT OUR HEARTS BEAT AS ONE

207.         HORSES LEAVE HOOFPRINTS ON YOUR HEART

208.         THE WORLD IS BEST VIEWED THROUGH THE EARS OF A HORSE

209.         MY HORSE IS VERY POLITE, HE ALWAYS LETS ME GO OVER JUMPS FIRST

210.         I LOVE MY HORSE

GOLF QUOTATIONS

211          IF YOU THINK IT’S HARD TO MEET NEW PEOPLE, TRY PICKING UP THE WRONG GOLF BALL

212.         I’M A GOLFAHOLIC, AND ALL THE COUNSELING IN THE WORLD WOULD’NT HELP ME

213.         GOLF IS A DAY SPENT IN A ROUND OF STRENUOUS IDLENESS

214.         GOLF IS SO POPULAR SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD AT WHICH TO BE BAD

215.         GOLF IS A LOT OF WALKING, BROKEN UP BY DISAPPOINTMENT AND BAD ARITHMETIC

216.         GOLF – THE MORE I PRACTICE, THE LUCKIER I GET

217.         THE REASON THE PRO TELLS YOU TO KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN IS SO YOU CAN’T SEE HIM LAUGHING

218.         WHEN I DIE, BURY ME ON THE GOLF COURSE SO MY HUSBAND WILL VISIT

219.         GOLF, A PASSION, AN OBSESSION, A ROMANCE

220.         MY HANDICAP IS…. WOODS AND IRONS

221.         THE WORST CLUB IN MY BAG IS MY BRAINS

222.         A GOLFERS DIET…. LIVE ON GREENS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

223.         BORN TO GOLF, FORCED TO WORK

224.         MY BODY IS HERE BUT MY MIND HAS ALREADY TEED OFF

225.         GOLF AND SEX ARE THE ONLY THINGS YOU CAN ENJOY WITHOUT BEING GOOD AT

226.         GOLF IS GOLF, YOU HIT THE BALL, YOU GO FIND IT, AND THEN YOU HIT IT AGAIN.

227.         GOLF ISN’T A GAME, IT’S A CHOICE THAT ONE MAKES WITH ONE’S LIFE

228.         THE ONLY TIME MY PRAYERS ARE NEVER ANSWERED ARE ON THE GOLF COURSE

FISHING QUOTATIONS

229.         HERE LIVES AN OLD FISHERMAN WITH THE CATCH OF HIS LIFE

230.         A BAD DAY OF FISHING IS BETTER THAN A GOOD DAY OF WORK

231.         THE FISHING WAS GOOD, IT WAS THE CATCHING THAT WAS BAD

232.         GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY, TEACH HIM HOW TO FISH AND HE WILL SIT IN A BOAT AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY

233.         NOTHING MAKES A FISH BIGGER THAN ALMOST BEING CAUGHT

234.         FLY FISHERMEN ARE BORN HONEST, BUT THEY GET OVER IT

235.         FOR THE RICH, THERE IS THERAPY.  FOR THE REST OF US THERE IS FISHING

236.         FLY FISHING IS LIKE RAISING CHILDREN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT

237.         GONE FISHING

238.         GONE FISHING, I MAY BE SOME TIME

239.         EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, FISH ALL DAY, MAKE UP LIES

240.         BORN TO FISH, FORCED TO WORK

241.         FISHING, DO NOT DISTURB

FOOTBALL QUOTATIONS

242.         BORN TO PLAY FOOTBALL, FORCED TO WORK 

243.         BORN TO BE A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER

244.         LIFE IS ONE FOOTBALL GAME AFTER ANOTHER

245.         I CAN RESIST EVERYTHING BUT A FOOTBALL MATCH

246.         A MANS PLACE IS ON A FOOTBALL PITCH

247.         FOOTBALL IS A WAY OF LIFE